Considering suicide?

There are plenty of ways to do it that you may wish to consider…

Jumping from a window…
Drug overdose…
Cutting yourself…

In fact there is even a Wikipedia page which you can read through:


However the 1000’s of London commuters ask that you show them a little consideration and DON’T JUMP IN FRONT OF TRAINS (and the tube), especially during rush hour. It just leaves a bloody mess all over the tracks and some poor bastards have to pick up the pieces (of you) and it just holds everyone up. We get up really early and spend 3 hours a day travelling to and from work, these kind of hold ups are very frustrating for us. So if it’s the last thing you do, show some consideration for others.

Read this? Still feel like jumping in front of a train?

Yes I know your probably thinking the survival rate of 10% is pretty good odds however I have to ask… Please make sure it is not my train, feel free to contact me via the contact page of my website to find out which trains I will be travelling on and when.

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BT respond again

I received a second email from BT, this time from someone in the ‘BT Business Executive Level Complaints’ department.

Subject: ****** ************** *** – Reference **/********/**
Date: Tue, 2 Feb 2010 15:56:04 -0000
From: Sandra Toal
To: Phil Bayfield

Dear Mr Bayfield,

I am writing to acknowledge receipt of the email sent on 30th January to Mr Ian Livingston.

Please accept my apologies for the inconvenience caused to you in this matter. I will be investigating this complaint on behalf of Mr Livingston and will be in contact with you as soon as I have completed my investigation.

Regards
Sandra

Sandra Toal
BT Business Executive Level Complaints

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BT respond

First thing Monday morning and a response from a ‘High Level Escalation Specialist’.

Subject: FW: Fraudulent charges from BT (Ref **********)
Date: Mon, 1 Feb 2010 10:01:21 -0000
From: <cethle@bt.com>
To: Phil Bayfield

Dear Mr Bayfield

I work in the senior service team on behalf of Mr Livingston. Please accept my apologies for the difficulties you have had in this matter.

One of the team will be in contact with you shortly and will own your issue until resolution.

Should you wish to contact us please either reply to this e-mail or call 0800 672984 Mon-Fri 8am -6pm

Kind regards

Ann Hamilton
High Level Escalation Specialist

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The CEO replies

Just 2 minutes after sending my email, I get a short reply from Ian Livingston. It’s a real shame his business support staff aren’t this pro-active.

The email was CC’d to Ian Duerden who is apparently the ‘Director BT Billing’ according to his LinkedIn profile (and a generic support type email address).

Subject: RE: Fraudulent charges from BT (Ref WM 38078652)
Date: Sat, 30 Jan 2010 17:31:34 -0000
From: Ian Livingston
To: Phil Bayfield
CC: <sme.service.scotland@bt.com>, Ian Duerden

I am sorry about the problems you have had with this demand. I will ask one of our high level service team to look into it and contact you.

Ian Livingston

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Attempts to communicate with customer service peons fail? Email the CEO!

After half an hour on the phone to the BT peons and getting nowhere, it appeared more drastic action was required. Most companies follow a standard naming convention for staff emails and BT is no exception – it’s quite easy to figure out what Ian Livingston’s email address is.

Subject: Fraudulent charges from BT (Ref **********)
Date: Sat, 30 Jan 2010 17:29:07 +0000
From: Phil Bayfield
To: Ian Livingston

Dear Mr Livingston,

I am writing to you in regards to a letter I received this morning (Saturday January 30th) from a company called Wescot Credit Services Ltd, claiming that my company owes BT the sum of £1,699.09. The letter was marked as a ‘final notice’ however this was the first correspondence I have every received from anyone (including BT) regarding any outstanding balance, I suspect however that this may be a standard letter from this type of company intended to intimidate the recipient. I immediately connected Wescot to find out this was all about, initially thinking that it was some kind of identity theft, they were unable to provide me with any useful information and suggest I phoned BT, who they didn’t even have a number for. I then phoned 150 from my residential BT phone line and they were able to put me through to the business billing department. After a considerable amount of time left on hold I was eventually informed that these fees were for unpaid broadband usage and early termination charge, the customer services agent was unable to give me further information and apparently could not offer any further assistance as the matter was now with a debt collection agency. I asked to speak to a manager, however after waiting on hold for over half an hour I hung up the phone.

Sometime back in September I did contact BT requesting a new ADSL2 package for the phone number 01795 ******, it already had a business broadband line active in the name of another company at the time which was supposed to cease when the new package started. After a couple of weeks I then called again as I had heard nothing back from BT in regards to the new package, the sales team were unable to find the order on their system and placed the order for a second time. Several weeks went by, still no correspondence from BT so I assumed that the order had once again been ‘lost in the system’. As I was going to be moving within the next few weeks I decided not to pursue the order to avoid the hassle associated with moving both the phone lines and broadband (as I had previously been overcharged by £500 the last time I did this). Around 6 weeks after placing the order for the second time I suddenly started receiving emails from BT regarding the new account, I responded to the emails requesting cancellation and received responses back confirming the cancellation.

Here is part of the email confirming cancellation of the account on 2nd November 2009:

> Order number: 1135****
>
> Dear Mr Bayfield,
>
> This email is to confirm that your order for BT Business Total Broadband Option 2 ADSL2 Next Gen (up to 20Mb) on 01795****** has been cancelled.

As much as I would like an explanation of how it is possible that usage charges of a service which was never activated or used plus apparent early termination charges can equate to the equivalent of 4 1/2 YEARS of usage on this particular tariff, I would much rather this situation were rectified as soon as possible.

I look forward to receiving your reply.

Yours sincerely,
Phil Bayfield

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How much does it cost to cancel a BT broadband order?

This morning in the post I received the following letter, addressed to one of my businesses, after making a few calls I discovered it related to a BT Business broadband order I had placed in September last year and cancelled before it was activated in October!

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Apple iPhonePad in action!

Here is a great demo of the new iPad in action!


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Apple iPad…. Really not very exciting at all….

So the apparently long awaited Apple slate ‘PC’ has been announced, the latest proclaimed ‘revolutionary’ device from Apple.

Despite being a die hard Windows user when I see the next generation Apple release announcements there is usually at least something cool about them. First was the iPod, which is constantly being revamped with bigger and better features, secondly is the iPhone which when it was first released looked awesome. When reading the specs for the new iPad, the only thing I wonder is why???

The processor is a mere 1Ghz, offering no more than a high end mobile phone, a 1024×768 screen which again offers little more than a high end mobile phone, 3G is an optional extra and there is no camera. It also appears to run a modified iPhone OS with a limited number of applications (not including the app store obviously).

So you want a giant sized iPhone that doesn’t even fit in your pocket? The Apple iPod is for you, revolutionising pocket sizes!

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Which RAID is best?

There are many sites with various RAID comparisons on and many more making various claims as to which RAID type is the best for various purposes/fastest/etc.

The 2.5Tb storage partition on my Xen box decided to pack up recently (or at least Xen decided it no longer wanted to read the partition) so after backing up the data decided to run some tests.

Drives: 4x Western Digital RE 1Tb

RAID 5:

This was the original configuration of the array, despite having fast drives in my desktop and 1Gbit network the read speeds were slower than expected (around 35Mb/sec).

The hdparm results were inconsistent:

Timing cached reads: 10118 MB in 2.00 seconds = 5064.59 MB/sec
Timing buffered disk reads: 224 MB in 3.02 seconds = 74.24 MB/sec

Timing cached reads: 10020 MB in 2.00 seconds = 5016.71 MB/sec
Timing buffered disk reads: 148 MB in 3.03 seconds = 48.83 MB/sec

Timing cached reads: 10126 MB in 2.00 seconds = 5068.86 MB/sec
Timing buffered disk reads: 200 MB in 3.03 seconds = 65.94 MB/sec

Timing cached reads: 10086 MB in 2.00 seconds = 5049.90 MB/sec
Timing buffered disk reads: 234 MB in 3.02 seconds = 77.55 MB/sec

Timing cached reads: 10042 MB in 2.00 seconds = 5027.45 MB/sec
Timing buffered disk reads: 210 MB in 3.01 seconds = 69.80 MB/sec

Average over the 5 tests: 67.27 Mb/sec

RAID 10:

As an alternative I switched the array to RAID 10, the downside of this configuration is that there is 1Tb less space than RAID 5.

Timing cached reads: 10170 MB in 2.00 seconds = 5091.34 MB/sec
Timing buffered disk reads: 320 MB in 3.01 seconds = 106.46 MB/sec

Timing cached reads: 10094 MB in 2.00 seconds = 5052.71 MB/sec
Timing buffered disk reads: 316 MB in 3.02 seconds = 104.59 MB/sec

Timing cached reads: 10072 MB in 2.00 seconds = 5041.96 MB/sec
Timing buffered disk reads: 314 MB in 3.01 seconds = 104.29 MB/sec

RAID 10 results are much more consistent.
Average over the 3 tests: 105.11 Mb/sec

RAID 6:

Another configuration offering 2 disk redundancy.

Timing cached reads: 10172 MB in 2.00 seconds = 5091.87 MB/sec
Timing buffered disk reads: 202 MB in 3.01 seconds = 67.06 MB/sec

Timing cached reads: 10052 MB in 2.00 seconds = 5031.76 MB/sec
Timing buffered disk reads: 202 MB in 3.01 seconds = 67.18 MB/sec

Timing cached reads: 10102 MB in 2.00 seconds = 5057.17 MB/sec
Timing buffered disk reads: 206 MB in 3.00 seconds = 68.59 MB/sec

RAID 6 results are also fairly consistent.
Average over the 3 tests: 67.61 Mb/sec

It seams that with this configuration that RAID 5/6 perform at roughly the same speed, however RAID 10 seams to win out on the speed test with over 50% improvement over RAID 5/6.

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Confirmed!!!! RATM beats X-Factory!!!

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Update: BBC News confirm the leaked figures were correct!

“The band’s single, Killing In The Name, sold 500,000 downloads beating X Factor winner Joe McElderry’s The Climb by 50,000 copies to clinch the top spot.”


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